A little bit recognized truth is that all the RPS employees are advanced clockwork automata, designed and constructed by somewhat gnome with the type of inch-thick glasses that make your eyes look comically massive. We’re every powered by a spell that lasts however 12 months, so each Christmas we fall over like unhappy marionettes. The gnome has to spend a few weeks trekking up a mountain to see the fairy who can recast the spells on us. You may assist fund his sled canine and provisions by changing into a member of the RPS supporter program. Whereas he is away, we have ready some Christmas Crackers for you.
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Q. What goes nice with Cult Of The Lamb?
A. Cult Of The Mint Sauce